Sausages…

11jan17

To Daddy…
“You’re like my butler.”

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“PlayStation controller, Mademoiselle?”

12jan17

“2.5 hours – I think that qualifies as a party!”

4feb17

On the Clent Hills…
“It’s just hills and a sausage.”

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26feb17

About Daddy singing a song on the radio…
“It sounds like an owl getting its back waxed.”

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“Twit tw-owwwwwwww!!”

1mar17

This morning she asked if she would be strong enough to be a wrestler.

10apr17

Playing Roblox…
“My smurf’s on the toilet!”

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– age 8 years 9 months 1 day

Pretzel samples…

21dec16

On the free pretzel samples at Merry Hill…
“It’s my favourite sample of the day!”

– age 8 years 5 months

The count…

21aug14

“Worms think birds are murderers.”

8sep14

“When it’s autumn, it’s gonna be very leafy. And I’m gonna stomp! Stomp!”

9sep14

“At school, I have loads of secret hideouts. I’ve got 4. No, wait… 7.”

11sep14

“It took me 109 seconds to get dressed!”

– age 6 years 2 months 4 days

/2…

6aug14

To Daddy at the park…
“Let’s do some more [playing], coz it’s exercise and you need to get fit.”

“I am still awake, you know.”
– seconds before she fell asleep.

11aug14

“Doughnuts are dafter than daughters.”

14aug14

“Louder! Louder! Louder! Louder!”
– when Kasabian’s ‘Bumblebee’ was on the radio… good taste girl! 🙂

15aug14

Randomly…
“Forward slash… even number…”

– age 6 years 1 month 1 day

Pink Solo…

15jun14

“In my dream I had a tail, and I could change it to whatever colour I want, and I changed mine to pink.”

28jun14

“Daddy, I’m the Millenium Falcon!”

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– age 6 years 2 weeks 5 days

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She has recently been asking some interesting questions, for which it has been, let us say, ‘challenging’ to offer appropriate answers! Earlier this year there was…

“What was before the Big Bang?”

… and …

“Why is everything called what it is called?”

And on the 24th of May…

“In Heaven, can you actually, erm, go to the toilet?”

How do you answer that one?

The latest offerings are…

“Who decided that we would live on this planet?”

And finally for today…

“Why do we speak English?”

Before I log off, I am still pondering over a recent bath time discussion about cells and genes, which culminated in her asking how DNA knows what to tell the cells about what they should grow into and how it actually talks to the cells. I’m thinking it relates to evolution, natural selection and what have you, but how do you explain this stuff to a (very bright and curious) 5-year old? Answers on postcard! (or a comment will do)

– age 5 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days

The ‘Knack’ of ‘lol’…

25apr14

Playing ‘Knack’ on Granny’s PS4, after clearing an area of baddies…
“I always check if there’s anything else.”

Later…
“You know, I can run faster than the wind.”

1may14

She has started writing ‘lol’!

– age 5 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days

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