“They’re taking a long time.”
– Grandad Roger and Granny Sue.

“Mummy always gets everything mixed up.”

– age 3 years 3 months 2 weeks 1 day


Sharing the love…

“After I’ve finished with her, a little girl can have her.”
– on her cuddly Little Miss Sunshine.

“She’s got pickles.”
– meaning freckles.

“On Me Too, people say, ‘I got a sausage, I got a sausage!'”

“They’ve got lots of energy, haven’t they?”
– the people in Barney and Lazy Town.

– age 3 years 3 months 2 weeks


To Mum…
“Your hair looks like spider legs!”

“I better take my hat off, coz it is annoying me.”

“I need another parent.”

– age 3 years 3 months 1 week 6 days


“Kill, kill, kill!”
– killing the monsters with her umbrella.

– age 3 years 3 months 1 week 5 days


At various points…
“Cheeky bugger.”
– & –
“You’re not my best friend anymore!”

– age 3 years 3 months 1 week 3 days


Mummy’s Prize

“I’m big, aren’t I? So I can fit on the toilet.”

“I better roll my sleeves up – so I don’t get water on the mice.”

– age 3 years 3 months 1 week 1 day

Chicken and custard…

On a chicken drumstick …
“It’s like a hot lolly, isn’t it?”
… and a bit later …
“I’m getting very greedy, aren’t I?”
… and later still (re the chicken drumstick) …
“You wanna smell it?”
Daddy: “What’s it smell like?”
“Pine cone, I think… & that end smell of custard!”

– age 3 years 3 months 5 days

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