Supermarket Vacillation…

On the roundabout…
“We’re going to Sainsbury’s! No, Morrison’s. It’s a long way. Left, not right.”

When Mummy arrived at the park…
“Now we’re having the family!”

“Press the red button!”
– she shouted after Daddy as he went to turn the telly off.

– age 3 years 6 months 1 week 6 days

Chicken popcorn…

Talise: “If the other people have popcorn, they will go to the doctors.”
Daddy: “Why?”
Talise: “Coz they will have chicken pox.”

“When I grow up, I wanna be a princess.”

To Daddy…
“When you grow up – but you already grown up – when you a bit more grown up, you will go to bed and the fairy will magic you a girl and you will be a fairy!”

Mixing up popcorn and chicken pox.

On a recent evening just before bedtime…
“Night night, BBC…”

– age 3 years 6 months 1 week 1 day

Too long…

“I don’t like Thomas [the Tank Engine] anymore… coz it takes too long to watch!”

When Daddy asked her if she liked the teacher he assists…
“Yes… I like her seat.”
– meaning her car seat.

– age 3 years 6 months 1 week

Beverage annoyance…

“The juice won’t get out… and I’m fed up of this juice!”

Her pineapple chunks…
“Don’t eat those, coz I will be cross… and you will see my cross face!”

– age 3 years 6 months 6 days

Just sitting…

“You’re just sitting down… and we’re standing up all day long.”

– age 3 years 6 months 4 days

Fertiliser…

“Mary Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With poo and wee.”

Squeezing Daddy’s chin…
“That’s like a bottom.”

“He doesn’t like ice cream, just bones.”
– her new toy dog.

“When I was a baby, I said cabbage piece of paper.”

“We don’t like our old house. It’s noisy and loud and scary. Someone else will.”

“Scrunion, scrunion… Help me, helicopter.”
– in the bath.

– age 3 years 5 months 4 weeks 1 day

Missed…

“When Madison was here, I be missing you.”
– to Daddy just after bedtime story… 🙂

– age 3 years 5 months 3 weeks 5 days

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