Nuts…

‘DVD’ =
“D for Daniel, V for Valerie, D for Daniel…”

“Men don’t eat squirrel nuts, they eat men nuts!”

– age 3 years 7 months 6 days

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Crazy teletubby doctor…

“My hair has gone all crazy.”

“I’m not a darling, I’m a doctor!”

“Daddy, if you’ve got one finger, how can you hold things?”

“I’m not a honeypie!”

– age 3 years 7 months 1 week 5 days

Sliced…

“Bye – see you in a loaf!”

– age 3 years 7 months 1 week 4 days

Whiskers…

“We’re in the ahh-choos.”

“I was just patting you there.”

“When you trump, you think, ‘Ooh, I’m a bit poo-ish-y.'”

Talise: “I want lots of leaves.”
Daddy: “What are you going to do with them?”
Talise: “Have them.”

Holding 4 pieces of stick up to her nose…
These are my whiskers. Miaow miaow.”

“I want Mummy! Mummy’s my best teacher.”

– age 3 years 7 months 1 week 2 days

Canine observations & Makka Pakka…

“Dogs have got sharp teeth, like sharks, haven’t they?”

“Dogs shouldn’t be inside, in case they have dirty feet, should they?”

“In a minute they need to have a pip – coz they always do pips!”
– near the end of In the Night Garden

“He looks like a hippo.”

“That’s a nice bedroom. I want to live in that bedroom.”
– on Makka Pakka’s bedroom

– age 3 years 7 months 1 week 2 days

Not like the pandas…

You shouldn’t have a suitcase on a bike, because…
“Suitcases don’t have helmets.”

“If you wanna make people better, you need a lellow car. And if you have a fire in your house, you put the hose by the fire.”

3 years 7 months 1 week 1 day

Not choc…

Daddy: “Do you like my new trousers? Do they look like chocolate?”
Talise: “Yes. And poo.”

– age 3 years 7 months 6 days

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