Furtive French favours…

“I’m trying to imagine eating loads of treats and you two not looking.”

Coming off the trampoline…
“I am French, do you know?”

To Mummy after being asked to open her curtains…
“How many favours have I done for you?!”

– age 3 years 11 months 1 week 5 days

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Cessation plea…

Daddy: “I’ll be glad when this bogey stops coming out.”
Talise: “It never will.”

– age 3 years 11 months 1 week 3 days

Strongmen…

Daddy: “They’ve got funny clothes on, haven’t they?”
Talise: “No, they just look like superheroes.”

The Burrito Brothers from ‘Gigglebiz’

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– age 3 years 11 months 1 week 2 days

Concurrently…

“Ha-ha-ha! That was funny and nice.”
– as she threw up her Peppa Pig football and it bounced off her head

– age 3 years 11 months 1 week 2 days

Differential…

“I told you it would get hurter.”
– bashing Daddy on the arm with her sparkly baton

“I don’t like it different, but I do like it.”
– cheesy spread on toast

– age 3 years 11 months 1 week 1 day

Antigravity…

“Watch me splod it down.”
– her pom-pom

“When we eat these crisps, it makes a big crunch.”

“I hope all of them win, because if none of them win, that would be a disaster! They always go fast. I hope they be okay…”

“I’m already a daughter, because I’ve got big feet.”

“This is the whole world of Hagley!”
– on the scene in her alien sticker book

“No way, Dad. No one plays golf on the Moon, coz then they’ll fall off.”

– age 3 years 11 months 1 week 1 day

Inspired…

“Daddy, after you have finished your book, can we make something?”

“I had a great idea! Are you ready for this?”

“Daddy, I need a crown.”

– age 3 years 11 months 5 days

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