Some grievances…

“It’s gonna be a boring day…”

“I hate Mucky Play!”

“I don’t like walking in mud. It’s boring snoring!”

– age 4 years 3 months 2 weeks 1 day

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Thinking chimp…

“You do have to love your heart… and you should love yourself.”

“Daddy, you promise you won’t talk to yourself?”

When Daddy asked if he was a guru…
“You are clever… but not wise.”

– age 4 years 3 months 1 week 6 days

Sea slug…

“Teachers don’t [turn into wolves]. That’s very important. They have to stay teachers.”

“You’re chunky, Dad!”

“It doesn’t matter what you are, but you’re still beautiful.”
– response to the Size Song in Tikkabilla

“She has got a tiny head… a baby head.”

– age 4 years 3 months 6 days

Trunkage…

“I’m just lining up the elephants… coz it’s important.”

– age 4 years 3 months 2 days

Imbibial…

“When I’m a grown-up, like you two, I can drink wine, but not when I’m a child.”

– age 4 years 3 months

Cardio-bouncyness

“When I jump, my heart goes fast… and my heart does go up and down!”

– age 4 years 3 months 4 weeks 1 day

Request…

To Daddy…
“Can you call me Silly Billy?”

– age 4 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days

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