Neighbourhood supervillain…

Daddy: “Do you know what a neighbourhood is?”
Talise: “It’s a neighbour who wears a hood.”

“He should be dead – coz of how many guns.”

despicable me guns

“That’s a nice unicorn. They tried their best.”

despicable me unicorn 1

“They all fancied him for their boyfriend – coz he’s so handsome!”

despicable me gru

– age 4 years 9 months 2 weeks



“Oh my shong!”

“When can I go to the Moon?”

rocket to moon

– age 4 years 9 months 1 week 4 days


“One day I have a dream about her shooting people!”
– a girl she doesn’t like much

– age 4 years 9 months 1 week 3 days

Tingy Hongy Dustbuster…

“This little light of mine… I’m gonna let it shine… etc.”

“I think that hoover’s getting tired.”


Singing while doing stickers…
“Tingy Hongy Tongy Wong… That’s the life for me…”

“What was I gonna do? I remember!”
– skips off to do more stickers.

As Daddy is leaving for work…
Mummy: “No doing Gangnam Style all day, Daddy!”
Talise: “You don’t wanna be embarrassing.”

“I just don’t know what side it belongs to.”
– a stray lock of hair

“Superpants… Superpants… Superpants… to the rescue!”

“Can I have a few Choco Pillows and honey on toast? That’s a idea. Shake on it!”

– age 4 years 9 months 1 week 2 days

Boringnose Bean…


Mummy: “Anyone do anything fun or nice today, Talise?”
Talise: “Me.”

“Harry is the coolest one!”

one direction harry styles july 2012


Dogs and aliens and dinosaurs have triangular teeth – but dinosaurs’ are the sharpest.

She thinks Officer Dibble is a “naughty police” who should “lock himself in the dungeon”

dibble + tc

She keeps telling Daddy off for looking cross when he’s concentrating.

She wants ‘The Littlewoods Touch’

mylene klass littlewoods touch

“Ah… I don’t like his nose. It’s boring! And I don’t like his mouth.”

animated mr bean




First thing…
“Is it my birthday yet? Is it Christmas yet?”

The lady on the telly: “Did you enjoy that story?”
Talise: “No, it was too long. It was hurting my tummy.”

– age 4 years 9 months 1 week 1 day

Ponies mouse giraffe…

Talise: “I know what one minute is. It’s not a long time.”
Daddy: “It’s 60 seconds.”
Talise: “I know that. I’ve learned that.”

“School day today… School day today… School day today… School day today… Holiday today!… all the ponies… Everyone else not…”

– & later…
“Because the ponies don’t go to school.”

“I like Jerry, I want to be him.”


“A giraffe would… help you into bed.”

64 zoo lane giraffe

– age 4 years 9 months 6 days


When she stayed in bed for a bit after waking up…
“I was just having a spare sleep.”

– age 4 years 9 months 5 days

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