Neighbourhood supervillain…

Daddy: “Do you know what a neighbourhood is?”
Talise: “It’s a neighbour who wears a hood.”

“He should be dead – coz of how many guns.”

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“That’s a nice unicorn. They tried their best.”

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“They all fancied him for their boyfriend – coz he’s so handsome!”

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– age 4 years 9 months 2 weeks

Orbital…

“Oh my shong!”

“When can I go to the Moon?”

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– age 4 years 9 months 1 week 4 days

Caliber…

“One day I have a dream about her shooting people!”
– a girl she doesn’t like much

– age 4 years 9 months 1 week 3 days

Tingy Hongy Dustbuster…

Singing…
“This little light of mine… I’m gonna let it shine… etc.”

“I think that hoover’s getting tired.”

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Singing while doing stickers…
“Tingy Hongy Tongy Wong… That’s the life for me…”

“What was I gonna do? I remember!”
– skips off to do more stickers.

As Daddy is leaving for work…
Mummy: “No doing Gangnam Style all day, Daddy!”
Talise: “You don’t wanna be embarrassing.”

“I just don’t know what side it belongs to.”
– a stray lock of hair

“Superpants… Superpants… Superpants… to the rescue!”

“Can I have a few Choco Pillows and honey on toast? That’s a idea. Shake on it!”

– age 4 years 9 months 1 week 2 days

Boringnose Bean…

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Mummy: “Anyone do anything fun or nice today, Talise?”
Talise: “Me.”

“Harry is the coolest one!”

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Dogs and aliens and dinosaurs have triangular teeth – but dinosaurs’ are the sharpest.

She thinks Officer Dibble is a “naughty police” who should “lock himself in the dungeon”

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She keeps telling Daddy off for looking cross when he’s concentrating.

She wants ‘The Littlewoods Touch’

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“Ah… I don’t like his nose. It’s boring! And I don’t like his mouth.”

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“Sex!”

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First thing…
“Is it my birthday yet? Is it Christmas yet?”

The lady on the telly: “Did you enjoy that story?”
Talise: “No, it was too long. It was hurting my tummy.”

– age 4 years 9 months 1 week 1 day

Ponies mouse giraffe…

Talise: “I know what one minute is. It’s not a long time.”
Daddy: “It’s 60 seconds.”
Talise: “I know that. I’ve learned that.”

“School day today… School day today… School day today… School day today… Holiday today!… all the ponies… Everyone else not…”

– & later…
“Because the ponies don’t go to school.”

“I like Jerry, I want to be him.”

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“A giraffe would… help you into bed.”

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– age 4 years 9 months 6 days

Spare…

When she stayed in bed for a bit after waking up…
“I was just having a spare sleep.”

– age 4 years 9 months 5 days

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